A list after Mr B's own heart (and from Mr B's own keyboard for that matter). If you've just had a call to say that the "dead" project you were forced to "babysit" whilst your colleague went on holiday is in fact alive, kicking and completing in 3 days time, or if your boss has just asked you to thumb through 14 correspondence files to find a yellow post-it with a client's phone number on it (the one he later remembers throwing away after programming it into his phone a week earlier), then THIS is your list. Fictitious and real tales of escape plus some practical tips on taking a break or figuring out what you really want to do.