The (not Quite) Biggest Ever Tim Vine Joke Book

Publisher synopsis: Comedian and TV star, Tim Vine, will have you laughing for hours with this new, abridged version of his hilarious joke book ..."Velcro". What a rip off. Why do you never see an elephant on a bus? Because he's got a massive bum. So I went to the doctors. I said, 'I got hurt in a pillow fight.' He said, 'You've got concushion.' Believe it or not there are twice as many eyebrows in the world as there are people. I tried to surf the Internet and I fell off my chair. Read it to find these funny puns, plus many more original jokes and illustrations. You won't be able to put it down!